Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Why me, Goddess????

Okay, this is a story you're NOT going to believe, but trust me, it's true.

After 13.5 hours of work yesterday I was damned ready to 'sleep in' till 7:30 or so this morning. At 7 a.m., my boss P shows up at my door saying that the alarm went off at my store and there was a report of shattered glass. So much for sleeping in. Bounded out of bed, grabbed clothes, ran my head under the sink, towel dried my hair, ran out the door with a perfunctory peck to Hubby.

5 minutes from the store, P calls me on my cell. "Don't hurry" she says. HUH? Why the hell not? My store is prolly riddled in broken glass and the cops are there and fuck, how am I going to open the store in less than two hours?

"There's nothing wrong. The platters fell down that were on top of the chips and the motion set off the alarm."

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what's known as a CLUSTERFUCK.

Hour one down, another ELEVEN to go.


Tuesday, September 26, 2006


It's going to be a looooooooong day.

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Hypothetical question

If you were a modelling agency, would you hire this little girl?

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Chinese Proverbs

Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man! who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

And my personal favourite (not part of this original list, mind you):

Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.


Thursday, September 21, 2006

Getting it off my chest...


Right then, as you were...

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Listeing to you, I get the music!

Brilliant. Fecking BRILLIANT.

I've never screamed, danced, clapped, cried or 'WHO! WHO! WHO! WHO!'ed so much in my entire life.

And now I'm sick as a dog with a head cold and fever.

On the last sunny weekend of the summer.

Brilliant. Fecking BRILLIANT.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Duck! Here comes a meme!!!

I want to know 20 things about you; pick 20 questions from the list below and answer them. I don’t care if we’ve never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. I really don’t. My thinking is that if you’re reading my blog, I should get to know something about you too. ;-)

1. Your Middle Name:

2. Age:

3. Single or Taken:

4. Favourite Movie:

5. Favourite Song:

6. Favourite Band/Artist:

7. Dirty or Clean:

8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:

9. Do we know each other outside of the internet?

10. Whats your philosophy on life?

11. Would you have my back in a fight?

12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?

13. What is your favourite memory of us?

14. Would you give me a kidney?

15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you.

16. Would you take care of me when I’m sick?

17. Can we get together and make a cake?

18. Have you heard any rumours of me lately?

19. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?

20. Do you think I’m a good person?

21. Would you drive across country with me?

22. Do you think I’m attractive?

23. If you could change anything about me, would you?

24. What do you wear to sleep?

25. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?

26. Would you go on a date with me if I asked you?

27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?

28. Will you re-post this so I can fill it out for you?

Chrisco would LOVE me for this!!!

You Should Drive a Ford Shelby Mustang Cobra

You have an extreme need for speed, even when you're not in a hurry.
And while your flying by, you don't want to look like every other car on the road!
What 2007 Car Should You Drive?

Saturday, September 09, 2006


I love my Daisy-friend.

Nuff' said.

My Ring (take 2)

Here's the actual ring I received from Hubby last week. I didn't go through this gallery far enough to find the exact ring

My wedding band

Isn't it purrrrrty?!!

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

One down...200 some-odd to go...

The kids came home from their first day of school unscathed. Hubby and I however, are a different story. All three kids came home with 'bills' for their school agendas, and Chrisco came home with that AND a bill for a math book. All told, about $30 have passed to the school's hands for these damned books. What ever happened to book budgets in public schools??? Holy fright!! And as if that weren't enough, Hubby reminded me of something this morning. Peej is in Grade 8 this year (*GAH*), ergo, he will be going to T.O. on a class trip in the spring.

I remember quite vividly my Grade 8 class trip to T.O.... because I didn't go :( My parents couldn't afford to send me. I was the only one in the entire class who couldn't go. It sucks BALLS. Mind you, we also lived in a small, northwestern Ontario town where most of the parents had high-paying jobs and had big houses that cost next to nothing (BECAUSE we were in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere... no kidding here; it was a running joke that everyone had to drive OUT ten miles to hunt and fish LOL). I'll be DAMNED if Peej is going to miss his T.O. trip this year!

Not too much else happening. The Bear started Grade 2 and Chrisco started Grade 5. He was supposed to start in French Immersion, but decided at the last minute he didn't want to go, and we won't press him. Peej did Grades 5 and 6 in Immersion and hated it. Couldn't keep up, so Grade 7 was back to normal english subjects.

I think that's all I have to say for now...

OOOH, nope, it's not. Hubby is going for an 8-5/Monday to Friday job at the company he works for and I'm asking all my witchy friends (and non-witchy friends, we can use all the prayers and best wishes we can get!) to say a little something at their next ritual that he will get it. It means so much to our family to have all five of us together in the evenings for dinner and all throughout the weekend. I can't even tell you how amazing this would be for us, and after 10 years in the same department, doing the same godsawful continental shift, I truly believe Hubby deserves a change (and the several dollar an hour pay raise won't hurt either!). Please, in your full moon rits tonight, or tomorrow, will you please say a little somthing for Hubby? Most of you don't know him personally, but She always hears us, and I truly believe that She will answer us if we look to Her whenever we are in need.

Thank you all, much love and happiness befall you all.

B*B / | \

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Alright, already!! Moooooo! Joining the herd!!

– List 10 television series.
– Have your friends guess your favorite character from each one.
– You can cross out the show/character when someone guesses correctly.

Note: I don’t have these series in order of preference. I’m just typing them down as I think of them.

1. House :: Greg House
2. CSI:: Grissom
3. CSI Miami:: Horatio Kane (sluuuuuurp!)
4. Star Trek:TNG ::
5. LOST::
6. Rockstar: Supernova :: Dilana
7. Canadian Idol (this season):: Eva Avila
8. Alias ::
9. Survivor (favourite of all time, and no fair Minerva guessing...she already knows this one!!):: Rupert
10. Law and Order: SVU (crap, I wrote down the wrong one! It's not CI, but SVU) :: Olivia Benson (mmmm Mariska Hargitay, another sluuuuuurp!)

Edited to add: Hey, you know, I just realized that I don't have Grey's Anatomy in there... so I'm adding an 11th!!

11. Grey's Anatomy:: Christina Yang